My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?

Me: What's it called?

My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.

Me:

My child:

Me:

My child:

Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo . I'm going to tell you a story.

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me: does 5 situps

me: where are my abs

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Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Anonymous

neat…

Why do you need to be anon for this?

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This happens sometimes.

mom: you're beautiful

grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!

mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!

friends: you're so pretty

boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

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